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英语笑话(十三)
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How much does it cost?
花多少钱
On the first day of college,
the Dean addressed the students,
pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be
out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to
the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be
fined $20 the first time." He continued: "Anybody caught
breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being
caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there
any questions?" At this point, a male student in the crowd
inquired: "How much
for a season pass?"
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在上大学的第一天,院长向学生发表演说,说明一些规则:
"女生的宿舍将会是所有的男
生的禁区,男生宿舍对女生也是禁区。任何打破这一条规则的人第一次将会被罚款20美元
。"他继续说: "任何人第二次被发现打破这条规则将会被罚款60美元.第三次被发现的将
会招致180美元的重罚.有任何问题吗?" 此时,一位男生问: "那么进去3个月要花多少钱?"
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